Woo, it's been a while and Saker will be happy for this. Even if it is a very small update.

Just recieved a new laptop! Huzzah! It's an HP Pavilion--at first I would've been against buying HP, DELL, stuff like that. But when I saw the screen I was amazed at how nice they look. YAYNESS = NOW!

Erin's going to be coming back to OU, that'll be pretty cool. Finally a best friend DOESN'T leave. ;)

OH AND I AM POCAHONTAS!


You Are Pocahontas!

Free-spirited and wise. You have a strong passionate spirit that touches and changes all who know you. The wisdom and common sense that you have is really what guides you through life. Even so, you also have a very playful side that loves adventure and excitement.

Which Disney Princess Are You?

Take that Stalin!~

Hey hey! How goes it ladies and gents? Step right up and look, if you can, at the mind of a killer...

Well, not a killer, just a 20 year old dude. But it sounded more dramatic the other way.

GAH, shoes... Mine are falling apart. With 3 years of loyal service I might have to retire them soon. T_T

ANYWAY The real reason for the update. Other than just for fun. Yeah... WHAT STOP LOOKING AT THIS LINE!!!

Reasons: Super awesome purchases from Kingston Yard Sale Day (Basically a town-wide yard sale.)
Boredom
BECAUSE I WANTED TO...

Which basically means I wanna talk about what I bought.

SO! The first purchase of the day. The most amazingly racist shotglasses ever, complete with huge stereotypes of black people and them throwing a white woman into a cooking pot... Though I'm not a racist or support it by any means, I had to buy them... I mean come on, 3!!! shotglasses for 50 cents.

The second, the most badass dartboard ever, for $1!!! It's an old pub styled dartboard with a sweet wooden outer casing complete with painted on probably not a family crest but still awesome. Crest... Sorry just wanted to say thata again.

Then I picked up a DVD I've been meaning to buy for a while, The Evil Dead. OMG, 3$? YES PLZ! In perfect condition too! Super awesomeness = NOW!

After wandering around some more I picked up two new books, well not NEW but new to me... 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea and A Tale of Two Cities. Heard both were good stuff, so yeah. I BUY.

THEN!!!! For the BEST PURCHASE OF THE DAY... An ARCADE STYLE NINJA GAIDEN MACHINE! Woo! $7.50. It = the AMAZING. The problem is that the video is messed up... I KNOW IT WORKS THOUGH! I plug it in and I hear the proper sounding... sounds coming from it. Good thing I have an electrical engineer in the familty to help out with this, EH? Hopefully I can get it running but if not... Oh well. I mean come on, an ARCADE machine for SEVEN DOLLARS AND FIFTY CENTS!!! JESUS.

Also, I have recently purchased a system called the Generation NEX. A 3rd party NES clone. Since Nintendo's copyright on the NES expired in 2005 people are now allowed to make their own clones! NES + New + Wireless controllers!? = WIN!!!!

Plus I have amassed around 25 or so games from recollectiing my old games from my cousin, and my friend from letting me HAVE them. (FREE = YAY!! ^_^) Most of them are classics I just hope they all work. :P

This post of awesomeness can only be ended with a picture of the South Park version of me. SO HERE IT IS!!



Sadly, you can't see that it's giving the middle finger by the quality of that pic... But still...

ALL BOW BEFORE ITS GLORY!!!!

From Grouphug.us - "i know it sounds weird, but i find president george bush sexy. i think of having sex with him. i hate people who hate him to be "cool". they're retarted." That last phrase made me laugh.

OMG UPDATE!
Super-ultra-mega-happy-love thanks to Erin for motivating me to goto 4chan for images... Even thought it was started with questionable images.

SADNESS! I CANNOT GO 88 MPH! CURSE YOU 4CHAN!!!! *shakes fist* T_T

It sucks being sad about something you can't change... Oh well, I guess I'll have to live with it.

Here's a less confusing message: Hollywood Video needs to CHECK their DVDs. I say this because I had to drive all the way back because there was a DVD that I rented that looked like someone used it as a toy for their dog instead of watching it. I tried to watch it. 10 minutes in to the damn thing and it locks up. If anyone knows anything about me watching movies is that I HATE interruptions. Shit like that just... Grrr... Yeah. Rage.

So I finally got a working copy, returned home and watched it. And for all of the shunning I placed upon it before even watching it, I was impressed. YES, I watched Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone... AND I LIKED IT. Snape pwns all btw.



But yeah, it's good to not worry about classes and finals anymore... It sucks not to be around friends though... Especially best friends. :\ That's best friend #3 that's moved away from me. I'm just wondering how many more have to go.

Hope everyone is doing well.

And for Fullhart!

A. First, recommend to me:
1. a movie
2. a book
3. a musical artist, song, or album

B. I want everyone who reads this to ask me three questions, no more, no
less. Ask me anything you want. No kidding, ANYTHING, I'll give you the
absolute honest truth, to the best of my ability.

C. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends to ask you anything.

SAKER IS A WOMAN!! (This information is seconded by his girlfriend Mao, from whose site I stole this quiz...thingy...)

Your Band Name is:

The Mormon Circus

Awesome.

Woo! Watched The Boondock Saints for the second time in as many days. Good stuff. Erin hadn't seen it yet and she actually WANTED to watch it. Yay! It was good times, and she seemed to like it, except the part with the kitty... And the iron...

But yeah, I'll calm down on the bash quotes for now. I just discovered it recently so it has been an explosion of funny to me. Had to post MANY DOTS! MORE DOTS!!! OKAY SOTP DOTS!

Kekekeke, fun times. just to let eveyone know that Saker Alexander is extremely hot and temptating.

ON a totally unrelated note, watch out for Hitler if you see him riding a dinosaur... He means business.

BAI!

Cheesegod = Bloodninja.

VictimX_27: Hi there!
cheesedog: HEYA!
VictimX_27: What u up 2?
cheesedog: Nice English.
cheesedog: Did you learn that on the short bus?
VictimX_27: Get fucked
cheesedog: I'm just joking relax
cheesedog: What's your name?
VictimX_27: Whats yours?
cheesedog: I asked you first.
VictimX_27: I asked you second
cheesedog: Did I time just warp to middle school?
VictimX_27: huh
cheesedog: Never mind. My name is Johnny
cheesedog: Johnny Cheesedog
VictimX_27: Thats not your real name
cheesedog: Why isn't that my real name?
VictimX_27: No one has the name Cheesedog as a last name
cheesedog: Well I do. Whats wrong with it?
VictimX_27: Nothin i suppose
VictimX_27: Is that your real pic in that av?
cheesedog: Yes it is
VictimX_27: Very handsome
cheesedog: Thanks
VictimX_27: You kinda look like eminem
cheesedog: Fuck you.
VictimX_27: HEY! I meant that in a good way
VictimX_27: I think eminem is hot!
cheesedog: Oh. You think I'm hot?
VictimX_27: Yeah
cheesedog: What do you look like?
cheesedog: Do you have a pic?
VictimX_27: I don't show my picture to anyone
cheesedog: Why not?
VictimX_27: Cause I'm ugly
cheesedog: I won't make fun of you
VictimX_27: Its not that. I just don't like my looks
cheesedog: So you have no self-esteem, huh?
cheesedog: Is that what you're saying?
VictimX_27: I just don't think I'm pretty
cheesedog: Let me be the judge of that.
VictimX_27: Nahhh
cheesedog: Then describe yourself.
VictimX_27: Why do u wanna know what I look like?
cheesedog: Because I think you're nice
cheesedog: I want to picture you in my head while I'm talking to you.
VictimX_27: LMAO!! You don't want 2 picture me. Trust me
cheesedog: Why not?
VictimX_27: I told you. I'm ugly.
cheesedog: Well... I think you're beautiful on the inside.
VictimX_27: You don't even know me
cheesedog: I'm a pretty good judge of character
VictimX_27: Then why do u need 2 see me?
cheesedog: I just wanted to know thats all
cheesedog: If you aren't comfortable with it... thats fine.
VictimX_27: You don't understand
cheesedog: Is it that bad?
VictimX_27: YESSSSS
cheesedog: Ok then. I'm gonna picture you as Weezy from the Jeffersons.
cheesedog: She is the bomb!
cheesedog: She makes me hot just thinking about her!
VictimX_27: Wheezy?
cheesedog: Yep. Weezy.
VictimX_27: Who is that?
cheesedog: George's wife.
VictimX_27: Who is george
cheesedog: George Jefferson. From the Jeffersons.
cheesedog: Are you fucking deaf?
VictimX_27: Who are the Jeffersons?
cheesedog: Oh lord. Here we go
VictimX_27: wut?
cheesedog: You don't know who the Jeffersons are?
VictimX_27: Should I?
cheesedog: Yes.
VictimX_27: Well I don't.
cheesedog: FISH DONT FRY IN THE KITCHEN! BEANS DONT BURN ON THE GREEEELL...
VictimX_27: huhhh?
cheesedog: TOOK A WHOOOOLE LOTTA LU UH VINNNN. JUST TO GET UP THAT HEEEELL
VictimX_27: Wut the hell are you saying?
cheesedog: Hold on a second
cheesedog: Here you go. *PIC*
VictimX_27: Thats her?
cheesedog: Yep
VictimX_27: I don't look anything like that
cheesedog: SHUT UP! You're ruining my fantasy!
VictimX_27: LOL. You're funny.
cheesedog: What's funny?
VictimX_27: u r
cheesedog: I'm glad I entertain you
VictimX_27: me 2
cheesedog: So if you don't look like Weezy, what do you look like?
VictimX_27: u don't give up do u?
cheesedog: Never
VictimX_27: I'm the exact opposite of her
cheesedog: ???
VictimX_27: I'm very white
cheesedog: Thats cool, my white anti-soul sista'
VictimX_27: LOL
cheesedog: I can dig white chicks too, I guess.
VictimX_27: I'm whiter than most
cheesedog: really?
VictimX_27: I'm an albino
cheesedog: a what?
VictimX_27: u don't know what that is?
cheesedog: I've heard the word before
VictimX_27: I have no pigment in my skin, eyes or hair
VictimX_27: So I'm all white
cheesedog: This is bullshit
VictimX_27: I'm serious!
VictimX_27: You've never seen an albino before?
cheesedog: No. Where do they live? Albinia?
VictimX_27: No, we live all over.
cheesedog: Then how come I've never seen any
VictimX_27: Lucky I suppose
cheesedog: Send me your picture. I wanna know what an albino looks like.
VictimX_27: I'll send you a picture of one but not me
cheesedog: Ok
VictimX_27: Here u go *PIC*
cheesedog: Whoa. Thats freaky
VictimX_27: See why I don't send my picture out?
cheesedog: there's nothing wrong with it.
cheesedog: It doesn't make you ugly
cheesedog: This chick is kind of hot actually.
VictimX_27: Thank u
cheesedog: No problem
cheesedog: Her, not you. I don't know what you look like.
VictimX_27: Are you gonna be on in 3 hours?
cheesedog: Yes
VictimX_27: I have to go to the mall with my sister
VictimX_27: Will you be here when I get back?
cheesedog: S ure. Then I'll sex you up.
VictimX_27: Gee thanks. LOL
cheesedog: I'm serious
VictimX_27: We'll see.
cheesedog: Yes we will.
VictimX_27: Bye for now!
cheesedog: Make sure you wear some sunscreen.
VictimX_27:

About 3 hours later...

VictimX_27: HEY!
cheesedog: Hello there
VictimX_27: I'm back
cheesedog: Have fun at the mall?
VictimX_27: Yeah. I got some new shoes
cheesedog: Interesting
VictimX_27: Not really. Just shoes
cheesedog: You ready to be sexed up now?
VictimX_27: LOL
cheesedog: Is that a yes?
VictimX_27: Could be
VictimX_27:
cheesedog: HOT DAMN!
cheesedog: I gently suck your nipples
cheesedog: I feel them get hard then I jam my hand down your..
VictimX_27: WOAH! Slow down cowboy
cheesedog: Why?
VictimX_27: I'm not just gonna cyber with you if thats all you want
cheesedog: What do you mean?
VictimX_27: You're not going to ignore me later are you?
cheesedog: Of course not.
cheesedog: I like you.
VictimX_27: I don't even know how old you are.
cheesedog: I'm 27. Now....
cheesedog: I gently massage your breasts with my rough hands
cheesedog: I roll your nipples between my fingers
VictimX_27: WAIT!
cheesedog: They get hard again... what?
VictimX_27: Don't you wanna know anything about me first?
VictimX_27: Like what I like?
cheesedog: Oh yeah. Sure. Hurry up.
VictimX_27: That didn't sound convincing.
cheesedog: YES I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!
VictimX_27: Now u r being a smartass
VictimX_27: Just give me a minute
cheesedog: ok
VictimX_27: I'm back
cheesedog: np
VictimX_27: thank you
cheesedog: So what do you like?
VictimX_27: Ummmm being licked
cheesedog: Where?
VictimX_27: Everywhere
cheesedog: Any place in particular?
VictimX_27: uhhh yeah
cheesedog: tell me
VictimX_27: on my clit
cheesedog: OK!
cheesedog: NOW YOU'RE TALKIN!
VictimX_27: I also like being done from behind
cheesedog: Ooooooohhhh.
cheesedog: Ok. Check this out.
cheesedog: We're in an abandoned building.
cheesedog: No is around. Its all quiet.
VictimX_27: Uh huh
cheesedog: I gently unbutton your pants and slide my hand across your clit
cheesedog: You get all warm and juicy.
cheesedog: I slip your panties down and continue to massage your pussy
VictimX_27: oooohh mmmm
cheesedog: I place my mouth on your pussy as I eat you from behind
cheesedog: I wiggle my tounge around across your moist hole
VictimX_27: yessss
cheesedog: I cover your ears with my hands as I eat you.
cheesedog: Egon and Ray sneak in from the back.
cheesedog: *Powering up Proton packs*
VictimX_27: ???
cheesedog: Then... Egon BLASTS your pasty white ass!!
cheesedog: POW!! BZZZZZTTTTTPHTTTTTT!!!
cheesedog: Winston and Peter set up the containment trap....
VictimX_27: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!
cheesedog: You wiggle around in the proton streams buck naked
cheesedog: The streams almost cross! Look out!!
cheesedog: Peter smacks you across the chin with his gun
cheesedog: They open the trap and it sucks your pale ass in!
VictimX_27: This isn't funny johnny!
cheesedog: SHUT UP! YOUR CAUGHT!
cheesedog: **puts you in the containment area**
cheesedog: Slimer is in there too..
VictimX_27: YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!
cheesedog: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!
cheesedog: Now...Slimer sticks his green, slimey cock in your pigmentless ass.
cheesedog: **HE SLIMES YOU!**
VictimX_27: Never talk to me again!
cheesedog: He cums all over your hair... but no one notices cause its the same color
VictimX_27: FUCK YOUUUU
cheesedog: He eats a powdered donut!
VictimX_27: SHUT UP AND FUCK YOUUUU!!!!!
cheesedog: o wait! It was your hand, you scary, white whore!
VictimX_27: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
cheesedog: Chill out, Casper. You're trapped, I said.
cheesedog: Slimer goes to lick your clit.
cheesedog: But there is already slime on your it!!
cheesedog: Slimer thinks you are a cheater and gets jealous!!
cheesedog: HE RIPS YOUR WHITE TITS OFF!
VictimX_27: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
cheesedog: **Plays volleyball with them**
VictimX_27:

SO! I'm the l33test h4x0r on the net. Don't fuck with me or I'll fuxx0r you back. LAWL classics...

Anywai WHATS UP!? Just popping on LJ before I have to memorize mah Japanese lines for my dialogue.


I'M A GANGSTER!!!

Just thought I'd make you awares. So yeah. Hopefully super fun times this weekend. Dunno what will happen, BUT I HOPE IT'S SWEET! If not I'll be a sad panda and have to do dreaded homeworksesesz. T_T SAVE ME FROM HOMEWORK AND DO STUFF WITH ME THIS WEEKEND!
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Bloodninja is a GOD. http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm

All from Bash.Org:

ClayJar_Zzz: AAAAAAAARGH!! I just saw a comercial for Disney's Finding Nemo on ice, and let me tell you, it was exceedingly disturbing.
pjpreb: how so?
ClahJar_Zzz: It was like seeing big fish impaled on ice skating mimes.

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testic: Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
sg1138_: 7200 seems pretty high
testic: I think that includes wanking and wet dreams
sg1138_: 7200 seems pretty low

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Louie: FUCK
ATL: That's what all the girls say
ATL: Though, usually, they add "off" at the end.
ATL: Sometimes it's between "DON'T" and "ING TOUCH ME"

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Donut[AFK]: HEY EURAKARTE
Donut[AFK]: INSULT
Eurakarte: RETORT
Donut[AFK]: COUNTER-RETORT
Eurakarte: QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
Donut[AFK]: SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Eurakarte: NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
Donut[AFK]: RIPOSTE
Donut[AFK]: ADDON RIPOSTE
Eurakarte: COUNTER-RIPOSTE
Donut[AFK]: COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
Eurakarte: NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
Miles_Prower: RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
Eurakarte: WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
Miles_Prower: ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

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Guo_Si: Hey, you know what sucks?
TheXPhial: vaccuums
Guo_Si: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
TheXPhial: black holes
Guo_Si: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
TheXPhial: lava?

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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
-------------- (Later on)
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something.

THANK YOU FULLHART, YOU ARE GOD.

I rawk. Midterm exam scores... 95, 98, 93.5.

For one of those, all of the work was done in that span of one week. And by that I mean ALL work. Readings, assignments, review, all done in a week's time. I pwn OU's psychology dept.

But yeah, just wanted to update. BTW Tool's new cd 10,000 days fucking rocks and you should go buy it now.

Hey! WHATS UP!? NMH LOLZ! ASL!?!?!

JK, lol.

Ah YES! It's me again. So happy.

Went to stroud's run for some fun beach adventuring. It was good times. Erin, Saker, Dikis and I went and had super fun splashy time in the water. I acquire some marvelous shots of synchronized water kicking backwardsness. WOO!

Prior to that We ate a Cici's Pizza. Mmm buffet. I wish that had a sign like in the bud light commercials... "Go nuts buddy!"

I should have been studying for the midterm that I have to goto in 5 minutes... OH WELLIEZ! LOL! Anyway; I must retreat and take an exam now. TTYL <3.

BTW IN FLAMES R0XX0r m4i b0XX0rz!!!

German Man Sues Easter Bunny

April 12, 2006 5:40 p.m. EST

Joanna Wypior - All Headline News Staff Reporter

Berlin, Germany (AHN) – Gearing up for the upcoming Easter holiday, not everyone is preparing chocolate baskets and painting Easter eggs. One German man has gone to length to sue the Easter bunny for causing him ‘bodily harm’.

Karl-Friedrich Lentze, from Berlin, has filed a complaint with local prosecutors, accusing it of causing addiction to chocolate which leads to heart attacks, obesity and strokes, according to Ananova.com

Lentze says: "The Easter Bunny is a sadistic and unscrupulous offender who preys on people's sweet tooth.

"Find this evil bunny, handcuff his paws and remove him from shops in time for Easter."

Public prosecutor spokesman Christian Avenarius says: "We will act upon the complaint with speed and diligence."

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This hurts my brain...

http://www.redoctanegames.com/2_press/viewer.asp?screen=2006-04-17_gh2announce.html

HOLY POOP!!! GUITAR HERO 2!!! NOVEMBER 2006!!! *Dieded* *REVIVES* MUST STAY ALIVE UNTIL NOVEMBER AT LEAST!

OMG So happy... In addition to the traditional head-to-head competition, Multiplayer Co-op Mode allows players to collaborate in order to beat songs, with each guitarist playing a separate guitar track. Available guitar tracks include lead, rhythm or bass tracks, depending upon the song. The Guitar Hero SG Controller used in the first installment will also be compatible with the new game.

!!!^_^!!!

Livejournal can be retarded to manage sometimes... GRRR.

GRRRRRR!!! (Indicator of more frustration.)




FEAR CARDBOARD ROBOTS!!!

SO! I have an awesome idea! I've been thinking about this for a REALLY LONG TIME and I want to get a tattoo, and even though I would be copying someone by doing it I want to get this one...

(The one on his chest.)

Let me know what you think!

And now for something completely different:

Your Love Life by lpfloatsmyboat
Name/username/nickname:
favorite color:
best physical quaility:	teeth
best personality trait:	caring
will you marry your bf/gf that you have now?	it depends
when will you get married?	October 24, 2010
your kiss is:	meaningful!
People date you because:	you're everything they want in a girl/guy
Quiz created with MemeGen!

(I had to add it in, lol.)